My daughter is almost two and I was able to take to her first Kansas City Royals game ever earlier in the season. She loved every moment of the experience, but I loved it more than she will ever know.
I have never wrote a Kansas City Royals article because I just don’t feel comfortable enough when it comes to all the baseball lingo and strategies to be able to contribute something worth your time. I will never forget taking my daughter to that baseball game and I hope I can look back and show her that she got to go watch the World champion Kansas City Royals.
That brings me to why I am writing this article, and that’s because I felt I could bring something that you haven’t and likely won’t read anywhere else. I encourage you to read this to your children, as it will be all written to them without profanity or anything not child friendly. So here is your Nursery Rhyme guide to the Royals season.
Jack and Jill / Yost and Moore
Yost and Moore came in to town to build a baseball team
Yost said “Moore, we’ll win the Crown”
And the whole Nation filled with laughter
The Itsy Bitsy Spider / The Itsy Bitsy Royals
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The Itsy Bitsy Royals climbed up the AL standings
Down came the Tigers and wiped the Royals out
But then came the run
That wiped out all the teams
And the Itsy Bitsy Royals Climbed up the AL again
Jack Be Nimble / Royals Be Nimble
The Royals be nimble
The Royals be Quick
Royals will win
The Championship
London Bridge is Falling Down / San Francisco is Going Down
San Francisco is going down
Going down, going down
San Francisco is going down
To my fair Royals
Mary Had A Little Lamb / Kansas City Has A Baseball Team
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Kansas City has a baseball team
With a single common goal
And everywhere the Royals went
The fans was sure to go
They followed them to the playoffs one day
Which made the stadium full
It made the league laugh and jeer
To see the stadium full
And so the A’s tried to put them out
But still they lingered near
And waited patiently about
Till Salvy did appear
Why does the fans love the Royals so?
The entire league cry
Why, Royals love the fans, you know
The team did reply
Roses Are Red / Giants Are Orange
Giants are Orange
Royals are Blue
Royals will sweep
For number two
Row, Row, Row Your Boat / Cheer, Cheer, Cheer Your Team
Cheer, cheer, cheer your team
Wildly through the season
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Please don’t be a dream
This Old Man / This Old Team
This old team, they played ball
They play baseball against the A’s
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the team a win
This old team kept rolling on
This old team, they played ball
They played baseball against the Angels
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the team a win
This old team kept rolling on
This old team, they play ball
They played baseball against the O’s
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the team a win
This old team kept rolling on
This old team, they play ball
The play baseball against the Giants
To be continued…
Hey Diddle Diddle / Hey Baseball Baseball
Hey baseball baseball
The Royals and The Giants
The Royals jumped over the Giants
The whole town cheered
To see such sport
And the Royals ran away with the crown
White Cleat Beat
Humpty Dumpty / KC Royals
KC Royals were standing tall
KC Royals had a great fall
All the city’s women, and all the city’s men
Worked together to bring the Royals a championship again
Hickory, Dickory, Dock / Royals Spoils Stop
Royals spoils stop
The Royals ran up the AL
Teams struck out
The Royals won out
Royals spoils stop
Little Bo Peep / Royals Bring Heat
Royals bring heat, And get the sweep
Teams don’t know how to beat them
Royals beat them all, and sent them home
With their tails tucked behind them