“Fat Guy” At Royals Game Captures America With Dance

There are times in life where you just have to cut loose and let it all hang out.

Times where you have to be free.

Times where it is time to be alive.

Sometimes those moments, those urges, happen at a Royals game. Sometimes those Royals games are in the middle of a playoff chase. And sometimes those moments are at a Royals game, in the middle of a playoff chase, on television.

Behold.

(H/T Ross Martin @PCBearcat)

The “Missouri Mavericks” hoodie and the rhythmic rolling of the belly fat cannot be topped. His “do me right here, right now” stare at the camera was riveting (and made me want to puke). This lustful, obese display of humanity is purely American, and should be treasured.

Our dancing “fat guy” became quite the internet sensation after his brief – yet full – moment of letting himself roll free. Here are some of the better tweets from this glorious piece of performance art.