September 09, 2012; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Chiefs cheerleaders head out of the stadium to entertain fans before the game against the Atlanta Falcons at Arrowhead Stadium. The Falcons won 40-24. Mandatory Credit: Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports
Nothing says “supporting your favorite team” like cleavage. Lots and lots of cleavage. And what better way to follow your team’s cleavage than through the marvelous invention of Twitter, which will streamline all of your team’s best cleavage right to your preferred internet device.
With the Royals and Sporting Kansas City well underway, and the Chiefs, Kansas State, Kansas, Missouri, and a whole host of other local teams getting ready to start, what better time than now to help you figure out which accounts to follow.
A team is only as good as their fan’s cleavage, and knowing what account to follow is critical to being the best fan you can be. Let this post be your guide.
Cleavage.
PROFESSIONAL TEAMS
Kansas City Royals: @Royals_Boobs
Followers: 5,430
Tweets: 1,435
Last Tweet: August 17
Nudity: There is no stated nudity policy.
Comments:
Royals Boobs is a pretty active account given that it does not get very many submissions. The account tweets about three to five times a week, and generally has at least one submission a week. They are pretty much all Royals, and will retweet tweets from players and followers.
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#RoyalsRallyBoobs #RoyalsBoobs pic.twitter.com/8k3bCt4ucV
— Royals Boobs (@Royals_Boobs) August 18, 2013
Aug 16, 2013; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Chiefs cheerleaders perform for the crowd before the game against the San Francisco 49ers at Arrowhead Stadium. San Francisco won 15-13. Mandatory Credit: Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports
Kansas City Chiefs: @ChiefsBoobs
Followers: 4,223
Tweets: 6,218
Last Tweet: The account tweets daily.
Nudity: They have a policy against nudity.
Comments:
It is the preseason, so there have not been many submissions to the site of late, but the account has been active none the less. The account will tweet links to a lot of Chiefs stories, mostly from the KCChiefs.com site.
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Jul 31, 2013; Kansas City, KS, USA; MLS fans Mark Murdick and John Goover pose for a photo before the 2013 MLS All Star Game at Sporting Park. I wonder if they follow SKC Boobs? Mandatory Credit: John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports
Sporting Kansas City: @SKCboobs
Followers: 894
Tweets: 243
Last Tweet: August 20
Nudity: Not yet. They do not have a policy against nudity as of now.
Comments:
SKC doesn’t get a lot of submissions, but when they do it is very instagramed. SKC Boobs will tweet fairly regularly but will not flood your timeline. The account is really good at reminding you it is game day.
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Starting #GameDay the right way. #SKCvTOR Good morning #SKCnation ! Morning #SKCboobs courtesy of @rachelaveryy pic.twitter.com/RybHdx1TiA
— SKCboobs (@SKCboobs) July 13, 2013
COLLEGE TEAMS (Division I Edition)
Feb 16, 2013; Lawrence, KS, USA; A Kansas Jayhawks cheerleader performs before the game against the Texas Longhorns at Allen Fieldhouse. Kansas won the game 73-47. Mandatory Credit: John Rieger-USA TODAY Sports
Kansas Jayhawks: @KUboobs
Followers: 67,932
Tweets: 4,975
Last Tweet: August 21
Nudity: None… kinda. The limits are certainly pushed.
Comments:
The original boobs account, KU Boobs gets a good deal of submissions and is very active on game days. Not surprisingly, KU Boobs is most active during basketball season, but they will also see a good amount of activity during the football season and the offseason as well.
KU Boobs has received a lot of attention over the year-plus that it has been an active account.
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Dec 1, 2012; Manhattan, KS, USA; Kansas State Wildcats cheerleaders perform before the start of a game against the Texas Longhorns at Bill Snyder Family Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Scott Sewell-USA TODAY Sports
Kansas State Wildcats: @KSU_Boobs1
Followers: 4,185
Tweets: 628
Last Tweet: August 16
Nudity: Nope.
Comments:
The original K-State boobs account (@KSUBoobs1) was suspended by Twitter for… well, I don’t know why they were suspended. If you know, let us know in the comments.
@KSUBoobs1 was considered to be a top 10 accounts according to various internet people, so the potential is certainly there. And K-State fans are some of the most loyal and passionate fans out there, so I imagine the account will grow quickly once football season starts.
Anyway…
For having to re-start an account, KSU has a pretty solid boobs site in terms of activity. However, it is probably going to need a little bit of time to get up to full speed. I imagine having to start a new account from scratch makes things more difficult.
Preview:
If we can't play hard for these. We need to reload our guns then! #KSUBoobs #Emawnation #gametime pic.twitter.com/3L1BvM3V
— KSU Boobs (@KSU_Boobs1) February 12, 2013
Nov 21, 2011; Kansas City, MO, USA; Missouri Tigers cheerleaders perform during the second half against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish at the Sprint Center. Missouri won the game 87-58. Mandatory Credit: John Rieger-USA TODAY Sports
Missouri Tigers: @MizzouBoobs1
Followers: 14,605
Tweets: 270
Last Tweet: August 20
Nudity: Nothing about it in their profile. They seem to push the boundaries like KU and KSU.
Comments:
Advantage: Missouri has Maxim models who send in pics to this account. I’m not sure any of the local accounts have this advantage.
Disadvantage: Waaaaaaaay too many “rush” photos. There is more sorority promos and body writing with greek letters than there is Mizzou stuff. But, then again, you’re probably not following these accounts for those kinds of details, are you?
Plus, I’m not sure that when you can throw in a Maxim model every once in a while that it would get in the way of any disadvantage.
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January 11, 2013; Springfield, MO, USA; Missouri State Bears cheerleaders perform during a timeout in the game against the Creighton Bluejays at JQH Arena. The Bluejays won 74-52. Mandatory Credit: Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports
Missouri State: @MoStateBoobs
Followers: 2,480
Tweets: 216
Last Tweet: August 17
Nudity: No policy given.
Comments:
MSU site is pretty new, but whoever runs it seems intent about making it work. There are not a lot of submission – at least recently – but there are a ton of rush pictures in there. It would appear MSU wants to be a player in the cleavage game.
Preview:
The first of what is hopefully many pictures to come in 2013! pic.twitter.com/TjXFRFdg
— Missouri State Boobs (@MoStateBoobs) January 9, 2013