Kansas City’s “Woof” List

Jul 20, 2013; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Royals general manager Dayton Moore (left) and owner David Glass watch the Detroit Tigers during batting practice before the game at Kauffman Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports

Happy holidays, lets crap on people.

This seems to be the motto of the new gif maker woofmaker.com – a site that takes images and superimposes them into this iconic scene from Home Alone.

Ah, Buzz your girlfriend is indeed ugly. Here’s a few good examples of a gif this fine internet establishment has allowed to exist.

Get the picture? Good. In the spirit of Home Alone and the holidays, let’s figure out who the six most likely sports figures whose image makes fans react like a six-year-old Macaulay Culkin. There a few simple rules for this game.

1. The hatred has to come within the fan base.

To be eligible to woofed one must hate one of their own. We already know Mizzou and Kansas State fans hate Bill Self, or Royals fans hate Robinson Cano and every St. Louis Cardinals player, and Chiefs fans hate John Elway. What we don’t know – or maybe we’re not willing to admit – is which of our own we’d like to disown. How would a Mizzou fan react if he or she saw Phil Pressey walking down the street nine months ago?

2. The individual in question has to be a current member of the organization or school. This means no Phil Pressey or Chris Getz.

3. The writer of this post is allowed to break the rules once. Why? Because I’m all-powerful.

To the woof-maker!